This Devil is too sublime

I had a dream last night where for like about five seconds of it I think my homesickness and my hormone induced super-horniness merged and I felt up a cat??? like there was just a random cat and I touched it;s butt like “awww yeah dat butt” but then the dream changed and I Stopped but like what the fuck

and then later my horniness took phyiscal form in my dream as a young bill clinton who was dancing on a sand bar outside my window and stuff, so that’s fine

but like idek what other shit happened but lots of other weird crap went on

ohhellosugar replied to your post: THIS CAMPGROUND HAS WIFI THANK THE LORD

HI HALEY

HELLO SARA J

I AM CURRENTLY IN THE BADLANDS

IT’S RATHER NICE RIGHT NOW THOUGH

(BUT DON’T TELL THE LANDS I SAID THAT)

THIS CAMPGROUND HAS WIFI

THANK THE LORD

AGRESSIVELY SINGS “SO FAR AWAY” BY STAIND (muffled sound of glass shattering in s. dakota)

LIKE PHYSICALLY PUSHED IT

MY DAD JUST PUSHED OUR TRUCK AND TRAILER TO A GAS PUMP WTF

The battry in the truck just died in an iowa truck stop. Thankfully we have a spare!

I just had chiken and waffles for the first time. It was gooood

I’M GOING NOW

AND I WON’T BE COMING BACK UNTIL THE 7TH OF JULY

HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE WIFI ALONG THE WAY, OR ELSE I FEAR I MAY PERISH